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PlaySafeLabs provides clinical testing for STDs and STIs with an at home collection kit.
- STEP ONE: We mail you the kit in an unmarked package with a pre-paid return envelope.
- STEP TWO: You collect the sample and mail it back.
- STEP THREE: We run the tests and provide you results.
You swipe right for dates and you haven’t seen a check book in years. Should you really wait in a dirty clinic to talk with a nurse about your bedroom game? This is PERSONAL health. PlaySafeLabs is discreet, accurate, and easy. Your body, your health, and your sexuality. Give orgasms, not STDs!
Test 1:
The Complete
...Go all the way.
Our most endowed option.
The Best You'll Ever Have.
PlaySafeLabs believes in sexual intelligence. We want the world to indulge... responsibly. Consent is everything. Health is everything else. We may come across as cavalier, but we go to work. All of our testing occurs in a CLIA certified laboratory held to the highest standards. Our results are accurate, timely, and easy to understand. Our customer service is impeccable and we are here to support our community with advice and counseling. We take our business seriously so you can enjoy yours. Just because sex jokes are hilarious doesn’t mean sex is a joke. Let’s clean it up.
Test 2:
The Partial
...Covering most of the bases.
"Summer School : St. Tropez
AS
Getting STds : Not getting stds"
— 2002 SAT Question (we think)
These are our tests
We Get Off Solving Health Problems.
According the Center for Disease Control, STDs are on the rise in the United States. Chlamydia, Syphilis, and Gonorrhea cases are up, some by double digit percentages. The CDC doesn't even track Herpes, but the assumption is more of the same. The rise is attributed to 18-30 year olds. It's time to PlaySafe.
We are a group healthcare workers fed up with long range objectives that ignore patient focused solutions. Many of us still work tirelessly to improve human health by advancing innovation in more traditional health companies. PlaySafeLabs is important to us because it demonstrates the ability of private industry to make an impact on a national health concern that the status quo has failed to solve.